There are a lot of questions I keep asking myself about why I do comedy. I guess I laugh to keep from crying. And I guess if you ever get me crying, I might not stop. This is the way I look at tragedy or else I'll cry.

Bob Newhart
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  1. I wonder either their God has turned old, sick or died, because even the religious people no more believe in shit.

  2. Religion can only do two things for mankind turn them into monster or stupid.

  3. Religion starts with desolation and ends with misery.

  4. It will take centuries to disconnect people from an addiction like religion; no matter how bad and disastrous it could be, but addiction is the worst of all.

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